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Ha, ha - ka mauria e ia tetahi tangata i te takutai ka oati ki te whakaatu i a ia e totoro ana ki te kainga. He kaihe kiki e kore tetahi e ngaro! A ko ia ano hoki, i tana kitenga i te rahi o tana kaokao, kua kore noa e whakaaro engari ko tera anake - he tino harikoa ki te wetewete i te puru! E mohio ana ahau kua inehia e ia ki tona kanohi. Inaianei ka whakahihi ia ki ana hoa wahine kua moea e ia he hoiho 23 cm!
Na, i hanga e ia he raruraru, a inaianei he mea tika ki te whakaoti i te raruraru, no reira ka whakatau ia ki te whakakorikori i te tikaokao nui o te rangatira o te whare, me te tino mahi i tae noa ki te mitimiti ia ia, kia pai ai tenei ataahua. I muri i tana whakaurunga, ka mahia e ia he mea nui, ka whaaia e ia kia rite ki te mea e tika ana, he mea rawakore, ka tangi ano ia, engari ki te whakatau i te ahua o te tikaokao i roto i a ia ka ngaro, ko te mutunga he kotahi, i a ia ehara tenei i te tuatahi.
Yum yum yum. He tino pai tenei.